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BLOCKED & BLESSED💥 SLIPPERY WHEN RIZZED💦 SOAP FOR GOBLINS😈 TOO CLEAN TO CARE💯 BLOCKED & BLESSED💥 SLIPPERY WHEN RIZZED💦 SOAP FOR GOBLINS😈 TOO CLEAN TO CARE💯

THE SLAP PACK

Blocked & Blessed Soap

Blocked & Blessed

Cleanse the contact. Keep the glow. For your emotional pain & post-breakup recovery.

Slippery When Rizzed Soap

Slippery When Rizzed

Glow game stupid. Your new wingman for dating prep and GRWM bait.

Soap For Goblins

Soap For Goblins

Grime out. Gremlin in. For the absurdist, ironic, ADHD memehead in all of us.

WHICH SLAP ARE YOU?

Take the official Slap Test to find your soap soulmate. No bad vibes, only bad decisions.